It always seemed
to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality.
It's like disapproving of rain. - Francis Maude
response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in
across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the
quality of the neighbourhood. 'You could move.' ~ Abigail Van Buren,
only queer people are those who don't love anybody. - Rita Mae Brown
belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were
broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
~W Somerset Maugham
homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work:
"Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~ Robin Tyler
rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have
to tell your mother. ~ Charles Pierce
it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men
holding guns than holding hands? ~ Ernest Gaines
bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next
the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead
of running off to Canada. - Lorne Bloch
don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be a
able to shoot straight. ~ Barry Goldwater
when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. - Author Unknown
mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she
thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it.
- Amanda Bear
standing in the middle of Manhattan, and heard a man say "They ought to
take all these homos and put them on an island somewhere." I said,
"Merry Christmas, Bozo, you're on it." - Jim David
of course, the ever famous quote:)
Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362
admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't
love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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